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name :: Keith Kritselis
location :: Austin, TX
started :: 1993 — CD-Rom & multimedia production
went online :: 1996 — web development from day one
teaching hrs :: 7,500+ across 30 years
orgs :: Dell, BazaarVoice, National Instruments,
:: General Assembly, Austin Coding Academy,
:: Rayovac, Motorola, Coke, GSDM,
:: Austin Community College, and more
stack :: HTML · CSS · JS · PHP · Node · SQL · PYTHON
ai tools :: Cursor daily · Claude · I live in this world
superpower :: making hard things understandable
availability :: 18 spots remaining — taking on new students
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I've been at the front of
every wave since 1993.

1993
The CD-Rom Era
Before universities had media labs, we were building them. Teaching multimedia to at-risk youth before anyone had a roadmap.
1996
The Web Arrives
Watched the whole industry pivot overnight. Pivoted with it. Began building for the web from year one.
2000
Interactive & Flash
Teaching advanced programming at Austin Community College. Producing interactive content for Coke, BellSouth, Motorola.
2008
Rich Media & SCORM
Built training content for the U.S. Marines. Led teams of animators and programmers. The full production stack.
2014
The Bootcamp Wave
UX Prototyper at Dell. Then full-time at Austin Coding Academy — HTML, CSS, JS, Node, React. 7,500+ hours in the chair.
NOW
The AI Wave
This is the one I've been waiting for. Vibe coders need a guide who knows both sides of the interface. That's me.

Three things I've learned
from 7,500 hours.

01
I don't fix your code and disappear.
You hired me to move you forward, not just patch the immediate problem. If you don't understand what broke, it'll break again.
02
You're not bad at this. You just needed the right guide.
I've taught at-risk youth, military professionals, corporate teams, and bootcamp students. The pattern is always the same — the problem is framing and access, not ability.
03
Nobody should feel talked down to. Ever.
Technical arrogance is just insecurity wearing a hoodie. I've spent 30 years translating hard things into human language. That's the job.

// 17 spots remaining

Ready to stop fighting your code?

Two programs. One person who gives a damn.
No contract. No jargon. Just results.

Let's chat and see if this is for you